EEGAH (MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000)

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• Release Year: 1993
• Genre: Comedy, Science-Fiction
• Plot: It's Mystery Science Theater 3000, America's only show that makes fun of really bad B-movies from the comfort of a spaceship floating above Earth. Joel Hodgson, along with his mechanical companions, a wisecracking Crow and well-read chick magnet Tom Servo, make suffering through Hollywood's worst films a breeze. Adding their own dialogue, barrage of witty remarks, and an occasional colorful skit, the next hour and a half will fly by like it were only 90 minutes. there are no ushers with flashlights, crying babies, or women with big hair to spoil the fun.; ; Watching Dr. Forrester replace Frank's blood with antifreeze is a lot less painful than sitting through Eegah. richard Kiel stars in the title role as a caveman wandering Palm Springs looking for grub and girls. When he finds beautiful roxy, it seems every other minute he's hoisting her over his shoulder, to which Joel Hodgson comments, 'She gets picked up so much she ought to have a handle.' The film's hero, played by dough-faced Arch Hall, Jr., quickly becomes the butt of Joel, Crow, and especially Tom Servo's jokes, with such remarks as, 'He looks like a Cabbage Patch Elvis.' Even better than their wisecracking is our buddies skits, which include taking Crow's body temperature down to absolute zero and a horrifying experiment in which Joel's face is manipulated to resemble Arch Hall, Jr.'s.; ; (Show #506)
• Cast: Kevin Murphy; Trace Beaulieu; Jim Mallon; Michael J. Nelson; Mary Jo Pehl; Joel Hodgson; Frank Conniff; Bill Corbett; Patrick Brantseg; Paul Chaplin; J. Elvis Weinstein; Bridget Jones; Beth McKeever; Alexandra Carr; Peter Rudrud; Faye Burkholder; Bradley J. Keely; Timothy Scott; Barb Tebben; Nathan Molstead; Jef Maynard; Daniel Breyer; Eli Kenneth Mallon; Robert Czech; Ralph Smith; Mrs. Smith; Christopher Wurst; Tom McKeever; David Sussman; Nick Prueher; Tim Paulson; Dan Tanz; Benjamin Bakken; Andrea Jackson DuCane; Ari Hoptman; Katie Johnson; Mikey Johnson; Anne Kleinschmidt; Joe Kleinschmidt; Marie Kleinschmidt; Rick Kleinschmidt; Edna McKeever; Rachel Mertz; Dara Moskowitz; Kathleen M. Murphy; Sandy Oian; Gerald A. Pehl; David Rudrud; Tom Schufman; Krista Skoglund; Lorin Skoglund; Anna Stonehouse; Marshall Tebben; Frankie Avalon; Joe Bailey; William Bakewell; Joan Barclay; Roy Barcroft; Vince Barnett; Peter Brocco; Susan Clark; Tristram Coffin; Noel Cravat; Billy Crystal; Shirley Eaton; George Eldredge; Henry Fonda; James Franciscus; Ava Gardner; Kenneth Harlan; Chrystie Jenner; Gwen Kenyon; Klaus Kinski; Tina Louise; Bela Lugosi; Lee Majors; Chris Makepeace; Darren McGavin; Paul McGuire; Burgess Meredith; Martin Milner; Clayton Moore; Frank Moran; Barry Newman; Leslie Nielsen; Regis Philbin; Angelo Rossitto; Misty Rowe; Elizabeth Russell; Sam Sebby; Tom Selleck; Tom Steele; Robert R. Stephenson; Guy Teague; Aline Towne; Minerva Urecal; Dale Van Sickel; Robert Vaughn; George Wallace; Don Walters; Luana Walters; Shelley Winters; Wilson Wood; Crist Ballas; Adrienne Corri; Amy Kane; Brent Peterson; Catherine Schell; Jim Smith; Mike Dodge; Jack Beaulieu; Helena Espinosa; Ben Mooers; Kelly Schrandt; Robert Smith; Humphrey the Dog; Leonard Maltin; Joe Estevez; Vivian Schilling; Jann Johnson; Pat Costello; Gladys Faye; Sheldon Jett; Eddie Kane; Murdock MacQuarrie; Frank O'Connor; Tim Johnson; Joel Thingvall; Vince Rodriguez; Todd Ziegler; Colleen Henjum; Brian Funk; Lynn-Anne Friese; Lisa Sheretz; Craig Tollifson; Tom Wedor; John Carney; Drew Jansen; Steve Hollenhorst; Don Jurek; Mike Gandolfi
• Director: Kevin Murphy
• Runtime: 1:32
• Company: best brains
• Media Format: Series